Dense Breasts

Dense breasts breasts with the same mass as normal breasts, but compressed into a raisin or sausage like protrusion that is sometimes confused with a nipple, but is in fact distinct as the entirety of mammary gland itself.

Although widely stigmatized and honestly being pretty fucking horrifying, dense breasts have recently enjoyed a surge in exposure as a result of being culturally normalized across Japan after being prominently featured as a physical attribute of the popular Dragon Ball Super character, Monaka

Monaka is the most powerful fighter in the 9th Universe - are his dense breasts the source of his powers?

by MonakaTheGreat September 29, 2016

Flag

Get the Dense Breasts mug.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.

You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.

by ElixirG November 10, 2021

Flag

Get the Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker mug.

Densing my nugget

1) To be lying to someone or tricking them

2) To do something that is hard to believe

3) a term used by utterly retarded people imo

4) the word "fool" is commonly added to the end

5) the word "my" can be replaced with any word that designates who is being spoken about

Person A: "I just threw your shoes out the window!"

Person B : "WTF?! ARE YOU DENSING MY NUGGET?!"

by IM_SO_DAMN_COOL_LOLJK July 06, 2010

Flag

Get the Densing my nugget mug.

Dense Protaganist Syndrone

When a person has people falling in love with them but they are unable to understand the affect that they have on them and cause them a lot of anger for not loving them back.

Girl 1: "Why won't that guy just notice how much I care for him"
Girl 2: "He definetly has Dense Protaganist Syndrone then if he can't notice you"

by JCWormwoodHeart December 16, 2016

Flag

Get the Dense Protaganist Syndrone mug.