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Get the decoder mug.THE most useless thing known to man. have you even heard of a decorative gourd? bet you haven't. bet you have seen one. but why do they exist.
person 1: *shows friend picture of a decorative gourd* decorative gourd.
person 2: thats what those are? ive seen those before. what are they used fo-... oh... bruh.
person 2: thats what those are? ive seen those before. what are they used fo-... oh... bruh.
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by Borednomore274 March 8, 2011
Get the Debore mug.A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.
Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!
by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014
Get the The Decree of Dual Desires mug.A set of guidelines that applies to those who which to be found within the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em.
1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.
1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don’t want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you’re an asshole. So here are 10 rules to be a proper asshole with impeccable asshole decorum."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019
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1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.
1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.
1. Willard was decorpitated upon his conviction in the in the gruesome murders of the Merkin children.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.
by Madler September 24, 2005
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