Dyson

Dyson is a sweet and caring guy. He always looks to help others and is well respected by everyone. You can always find a person named dyson through the clouds and past the rainbow because of his shining personality. He'll be located in the pot of gold where everything else is sparkling just like him.

Dyson- I wonder where my toothpick is

Dave- I don't know dyson, you must've lost it

by Bitchybootyqueen August 29, 2017

Shane Dawson

simply a queen

Garrett Watts : what happened to queen mary?
Shane Dawson : queen Shane took her spot

by mkellyyyy.xo July 25, 2018

Daylon

He is the strongest presence in the room. His middle name might be something like Michael. He never played anyone's game. His character as well as his fashion is impeccible and although his desire may be elsewhere, every girl in the room is certain that she will be the one to conquer him.

Daylon was the best senior prom date all 4 years of high school!

by anothersomeone February 3, 2010

ted danson

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.

Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.

by C Provencal April 29, 2008

Shane Dawson

An awesome Youtube celebrity and comedian that has been famed for his hilarious videos such as "WHAT'S UR F.M.L.?" and "FRED IS DEAD!".The most famed character is "Shanaynay" an alter-ego of himself in girl (and gangster) form which he displays in videos themed such.

Even though you may know him as Shane Dawson, his real name is Shane "Yaw". The reason for this change is that casting directors were not casting him, guessing he is Asian, and not for the part.
To this day, Shane remains a youtube idol with a Partnership and millions of fans around the world.

Shaina: Whats your favorite youtuber?
Elayna: Shane Dawson
Shaina: I love his videos! He is so Cute!!
Elayna: Yeah, did you know you can call him?
Shaina: No!
Elayna: yeah! his number is [phone]

(...Dialing.............)
Shane: Hello?
Elayna/Shaina: AAAHHH!
Shaina: ohmygod ohmygod!!! its Shane Dawson!
Elayna: I love you!!!
Shane: I love you too!

this has REALLLY gotten off topic

by ShaneDawsonFan5 May 19, 2009

Mike Dyson

When you dump a dust buster all over someone after intercourse. Then you beat the person with the dust buster.

Lets Mike Dyson later.

by BBK all the way April 4, 2013

Shane Dawson

"Shane Dawson" is an act defined by the thrusting upon the stomach of and ejaculating} on an animal- typically a cat.

"Bro, my dog started twitching, what do I do?"
"Just Shane Dawson it, dude!"

by Darwin Damusses VIII July 31, 2020