douchegeezer

a douche bag over the age of 35

a douchegeezer is a guy that is useless and over the age of 35

by thatb1tch March 19, 2010

Douchebellishment

The often gold and silver embellishment on douchey clothing made popular by men in Vegas, Jersey Shore characters and the host of Ghost Adventurers. The clothing often is by Ed Hardy or Affliction and usually includes crosses, fleur de lys or daggers.

Looks like the orange, spiky haired guidos got dressed up in their finest douchebellishment for the strip club tonight.

by HunchHunchWhatWhatBahBo April 7, 2011

doucheberger

{dooshbergA} 1. (n) a Russian terrorist from the acclaimed movie 007: Casino Roy L on Google Video.
2. (n) a big fucking douche derger

-Mr. Doucheberger?
-It's pronounced, douchebergay.

by Matt Derger October 2, 2007

Douchepen

Douchepen-an area or location where a group of douches can be located or are confined to.

During 2011 the area where the St Louis Cardinals relievers gathered was renamed the douchepen.

Tom: So did you go pitch your project to the Engineering group?
Mike: Hell no, I try to avoid that douchepen as much as humanly possible

by Art Vandelay Jr July 6, 2011

Doucheberg

A douchebag of epic proportions. So douchey that he has multiple douches following behind him.

The doucheberg table kept flailing the menu for the waitresses attention; it was almost as spastic when the tip of the doucheberg got up to dance.

by MikeMehak April 20, 2011

doucheberg

someone who is worse than a douchebag

Walter Berg decided to add the new zodiac symbol Ophiuchus to the calender making 13 signs and this changed everyones sign

Walter Berg is such a doucheberg! I used to be a Libra but now I am a Virgo.

by Honorguard42 January 15, 2011

Doucheberg

Someone who's level of Douchebaggery has has gotten so large that it's as big as an iceberg

Glenn Beck - Doucheberg
Rush Limbaugh - Doucheberg
Bill O'Reilly - Doucheberg
Dick Cheney - Total Doucheberg

by LeftyCoaster November 7, 2010