Dick in the dirt

When things don't go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.

Guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): Dick in the dirt! We are getting pounded!
Guy 2: Dick in the dirt for sure brah.

by Dood Brah October 14, 2012

Dickless Dirty Sanches

When one sticks index finger in or around butthole and walks up to an unexpecting victum then rubs saturated finger between upper lip and nose area.

Boy 1 "Daaang girl did you hear what happend to Gina?!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"

by Shaafreekya February 20, 2011

dick in the dirt

The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.

by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

dick in the dirt

1. The act of being lazy and/or dicking around.

2. In a bad situation with a female friend

Stop being a dick in the dirt and go after that girl.

by acced March 8, 2010

Dirt-dickin

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.

The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.

by knastymf November 6, 2014

Dirtydick

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.

John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal

by Stampman May 24, 2009

dirtymick

Of Irish descent. He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, easy money and cutting corners. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.

See that guy over there that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with? He's a real dirtymick!

by Soberon January 3, 2014