dipshit

to take a huge hard dump with a huge bomb of smokeless tobacco in to ease the pain

dude i ate like 10 slices of bread last night when i had the munchies, im gonna have to chuck in a nice lip of grizzly wintergreen and take a dipshit

by dipfuck bigballs October 27, 2008

dipshit

The God given act of packing a fat chaw while taking an explosive shit. When spitting you must lift up the shaft off your meter long king kong dong, and spit inbetween your clappers and the toilet seat.

Hey ill brb i gotta go take a dipshit, i hope i dont spit on my ballsack!

by Weedledick6968 August 3, 2017

dipshit

name for someone who is a stupid asshole or they are just cocky jerks who thnk they know everything.

person1:"can you hand me a pen please"
dipshit:"who me?"
person1:"no the fucking wall...yes you dipshit"

student1:"whats 525/89?"
student2:"you are soo stupid, thats easy!"
student1:"look dipshit i didnt ask you and no one gives a shit if you can do math"

by ooklynnbray allsmay March 8, 2011

Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Dipshit

Those who post definitions here in all lowercase and internet shorthand and have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

dupshits r ppl who r stuped

by The Almighty Rai-Rai December 2, 2003

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

Dinosaur Dipshit Day

A day so amazingly sucky that you have to revert to using the word dinosuar in it, a word that normally shoudn't be used unless 1.The person in question is in the Museum of Natural history or 2.The person in question is a little boy in the 2nd Grade

"Man, yesterday was a DINOSAUR DIPSHIT DAY!"
"Do I know you??"

by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006