by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

by Bill Nye the non science guy August 14, 2016

The person that is always there when you need a shoulder to cry on. The man that helped make you. The man that will be there through thick and thin.
by Hippo_Lover78 February 16, 2017

A person who will always love and care for you. They will express their love through higs and kisses, arts and crafts, and just being there for you. No matter what happens, know your dad loves you.
I love you, Dad!
by peacesingguitar January 18, 2014

- a fucking horny bastard who acts as if he knows the world.
- pretends to be caring and thoughtful + has an devilish conspiracy behind his surface = Dad
- a sick shit who contaminates the definition of "family"
- a dude who forces you to do housework even though your legs are broken (that's my dad)
- pretends to be caring and thoughtful + has an devilish conspiracy behind his surface = Dad
- a sick shit who contaminates the definition of "family"
- a dude who forces you to do housework even though your legs are broken (that's my dad)
Dad: Hey you fucking son go cook for me I am godly hungry!
Me: But my legs are broken!
Dad: I don't fucking care you useless piece of shit!
Me: But my legs are broken!
Dad: I don't fucking care you useless piece of shit!
by AntiDad August 11, 2010

DAD, or Dumb Ass Disease, a variant of ADD, or Attention Deficit Disorder. This one however, is much more common, as everybody has at least one friend that suffers from this.
by Barrry Nicholson February 28, 2008
