Cynical

Your required outlook in order to post on Urban Dictionary.

I think the world is shit. That's cynical enough for urban dictionary isn't it?

by HomeParkHomer August 26, 2006

Dirty Cynthia

A person who is NOT a playa but they fuck a lot

I am in the mood to be a Dirty Cynthia

by Dirty Cynthia June 17, 2019

Cynically Optimistic

When you believe all of humanity is driven by self-interest, but that humanity also has an innate desire to feel good about themselves, and that's a possibility for a person to act kindly. such as actively recycling out of a sense of legacy/guilt.

I could just be cynically optimistic right now, but I think that guy only helped that lady across the rode so he could feel morally superior .

by realistically depressed January 23, 2018

cynical bastard

A somewhat disgruntled individual working within a company. These individuals often quickly climb the internal ranks only to be frustrated at the view from above.

"Doug is a cynical bastard"

by .movement.is.life. January 1, 2009

Cynophobia

Cynophobia is an extreme fear of dogs.

Because the girl suffered from cynophobia, she couldn't be near a dog without being extremely anxious and afraid.

by ......You...... February 14, 2009

cynic

a cynic is someone that understands people only give a shit about things they benefit from. life is all about self-preservation and nothing else.

if i like someone, it's because they increase my chance of survival.

if someone likes me, it's because i increase their chance of survival.

cynic

by coujlia March 20, 2009

cyngle

A cynical single. Used mostly in IMing because as a homophone it sounds just the same when spoken.

Samantha: God I hate men! They're all obsessed with tits!
Katie: lol
Katie: Oh stop it, you're just feeling cyngle.
Samatha: wtf?
Samatha: I'm not cyngle.
Katie: Oh please, you rant all day about how you hate men but the minute one looks at you twice you totally forget.

by Clintacus September 1, 2006