by heeshuger June 21, 2021
Get the straight cheese curdingmug. When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.
Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?
by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022
Get the Diddle curdsmug. 
1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.
I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.
by anonomys spiderman July 10, 2011
Get the nubbly curdmug. toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.
last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00
by bummy holey January 29, 2018
Get the toilet curdsmug. That smelly wet cheese between your toes after a long hot day of walking around in your unbreathable sketchers air force 12s with 3 day old socks you keep wearing cuz you can’t find your other socks even though your mom keeps telling you there over “there” but she’s retarded because “there” is not a location. CURD!
“Man it sure does feel good to pick the curd from my toes after a long hard day”
“ Gross man”
“What!? It’s just curd?”
“ Gross man”
“What!? It’s just curd?”
by Bootybandit_ March 16, 2020
Get the Curdmug. Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
by Tikal427 May 16, 2023
Get the Mind your milks and curdsmug.