A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
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When you and a gang of your friends dress up in very slippery clothing on a rainy night and go sliding down hysterically wet hills into puddles.
Chris: Dude, did you see Sadex curdskirt all the way down that hill?
Antonio: Yeah, let us go check if he is drowning.
Chris: No, he is a big guy now, he can handle it.
Antonio: Yeah, let us go check if he is drowning.
Chris: No, he is a big guy now, he can handle it.
by Tyler Sadex June 10, 2004
Get the curdskirtin mug.The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.
by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009
Get the Schloob Curds mug.When a girl has sex with someone and the boy cums inside her and then she puts off having a shower for a few days leaving traces of cum inside her which makes her a Curdler.
'Oh that girl smells of cum...she must be a Curdler.'
'That girls a Curdler, she had sex with Tom at that party on friday night and she still hasn't had a shower and its sunday!!'
'That girls a Curdler, she had sex with Tom at that party on friday night and she still hasn't had a shower and its sunday!!'
by Corah April 24, 2007
Get the Curdler mug.A man of impossible intelligence and good looks. His charisma and wit will draw you in, and once he is in your life no other man will ever be good enough for you. He will be called names such as "emo" and "geek" by his peers who feel threatened by his obvious superiority. They will also spread rumours, often making jokes about his manhood (which is, incidentally, large and in charge), in an attempt to tarnish his good name but will ultimately fail. In short, to be a curdy is to be a god on Earth, scorned by mortal men.
Sam: Damn, John's been pulling girls all night. When will we get lucky?
Matt: We just don't match up to him, he is a curdy after all.
Gary: Hey John, how you did manage to ace your tests when you spent all night partying?
John: What can I say, I'm a curdy.
Matt: We just don't match up to him, he is a curdy after all.
Gary: Hey John, how you did manage to ace your tests when you spent all night partying?
John: What can I say, I'm a curdy.
by Sooonniiic X January 19, 2009
Get the curdy mug.Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.
An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
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