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The milk crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing
Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .
by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019
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Coratel

Name:One who stalks through the shadows and strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies
Oh no, Coratel is in this battle!!
by Coratel September 23, 2003
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cratebagger

a cratebagger is someone who takes a dildo and stretches out a girls butthole, then sticks his balls in the butthole while the girls lays on her back with her legs by head. the guy waits for the butthole to tighten up the he pulls out his balls causing a popping noise
wow man you are such a cratebagger
by primechoice November 25, 2007
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crater face

(cray-ter fayse);one whose head may be deeply impacted by one of a somewhat larger force (acne, meteor)
wow, if i was as ugly as you crater face i think i would just cut my *@#$ off.
by sgt. synonyms April 27, 2006
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Craternova

This is a man who looks as though he's been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. He has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. Almost always sporting a Goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).
How does he do it? He's a regular craternova with the ladies.

Yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. I bet he's a real craternova.
by Hot Dizzle May 2, 2008
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Crates

Something that will never get finished
When will be done doing Crates?
by 5 moms April 19, 2018
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Curteypooh

The type of person to carve a pumpkin with a can opener. Has pube hair the size of Niagara falls. Stan of tiktok. Loves kpop. Has blue hair.
Oh god, oh no, its a curteypooh!
by Long_and_hard_PP April 27, 2020
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