cubicle foetus

n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.

Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Cubicleonian

A cubicleonian is an office workaholic, working in a cubicle office setting. A cubicleonian tends to dress in professional office attire in order to cloak his or her´s high level of incompatence. A cubicleonian has no dreams, no hobbies and no interests aside from living a mundane and boring rat racing existence of cubicleland baffonary. Cubicleonians are miserable people whom excell at hiding their true feelings.

"Look at that suit wearing, triple chined, cubicle working zombie-of-a-Cubicleonian! Caught between a cubicle and the corporate rat race...what a pathetic existence"

by garmamie March 8, 2006

cubicle rations

Any type of snack food brought from home and eaten between meals while working in a cubicle in an office environment.

cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.

by Devin April 19, 2004

Canice

Canice is an amazing and beautiful friend who will always be there to help you she is hella funny but don't get in her bad side because she is also hell rude

Canice just said a really funny joke!

by bee_xo April 9, 2015

Cunce

The non-swearing way of saying cunts.

Oh those guys are such cunce!!!

by DavidsonIsHot November 2, 2011

Cubicle Hunter

A cougar who pursues her male co-workers while at work.

For for the first three months Billy worked here Betty didn't leave him alone and chased the poor boy around the office like the horny cubicle hunter that she is.

by Harris of Tampa August 20, 2008

cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.

I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.

by brickmason May 22, 2009