Cumtent

Cumming contently

In the bed he became cumtent

by FuCkEdUp October 10, 2023

cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

Man Of Cumture

We know what a man culture is right? This is just the upgraded version

Oh i see! You are a man of cumture too!!!

by Gayestman July 20, 2022

Cumturnal

The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.

That girl is cumturnal, she can only cum when the sun goes down!

by ihuntmidgets September 26, 2009

C.V.P. CUMTAINER

The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"

My step-sister was late to the kids birthday party because she was in an C.V.P. cumtainer

by monke is king no capp March 2, 2021

Cumtrifuge

When you blow a load in a chick on a playground merry-go-round, then jump off and spin the merry-go-round so fast that your cum flies out of her pussy.

Let me borrow those sparklers so I can tape them to the merry-go-round to make this cumtrifuge I'm giving Kim more festive.

While having a little get together at the playground down the street, my buddy found out I gave his girlfriend a cumtrifuge when he got hit in the face with my cum.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah July 29, 2009

cumtainer

A woman who has a giant number of sexual intercourse with a large number of individuals without any form of quality control.

- I did that girl from gym class last night.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you better get yourself checked.

by PapaPeller January 24, 2014