The Second Coming

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.

"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017

cumbination

The mixture of male semen and female vaginal fluid left on the sheets after unprotected intercourse.

After we finished and I rolled over she bitched about having to lay in the cumbination.

by webster2.0 June 11, 2011

cum in your pants

Phrase used to describe extreme excitment or pleasure.

When you see this movie, you will cum in your pants!

by dudechick April 19, 2005

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

I guess I'm finally coming out of the cupboard. I didn't really want people to know I was secretly obsessed with Harry Potter

by pmpknqueen October 7, 2010

Coming out of the Transporter

The acknowledgment of one's secret love for all things Star Trek.

GQMF 1 - I'm finally coming out of the transporter & getting a Trek tattoo!

GQMF 2 - Awesome, sci-five!

by annejmai November 24, 2010

Culinary Opportunist

An ethical omnivore, the culinary opportunist takes advantage of whatever good eats are at hand, at the farmer's market, at the local restaurant/diner/ cafe/bistro. They are true to no particular fad, food type or ethnic cuisine. They are adventurous with curious palates, willing to try whatever is presented to them.

Walking through chinatown on a Sunday, the culinary opportunist felt the pull of the dim sum brunch.

by CulinaryOpportunist September 15, 2011

Culinoia

A feeling of suspicion or anxiety surrounding the outcome of a new recipe.

I felt severe culinoia while making flan for the first time.

by c0re0psis December 11, 2018