capstablet

Someone who uses prescription drugs frequently

Dude, your mum is a fricking neurotic capstablet

by Angiepangie March 24, 2008

Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.

"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."

by W0lfen April 4, 2021

Crusticles

1.A womans nails that are in terrible condition.

2.The tip of the woman nails (which are usually white) that are of yellow color.

3.Ceudicles with dirt underneath them.

1.She laid her hands out on the desk and accidentaly flashed her "crusticles"

2.She bit her horrid "crusticles" all day.

3.I told him he had "crusticles" and he wouldn't stop cleaning them all day.

by SethVennVampire April 1, 2009

crustacean

A salty person who is known as a bottom feeder . They are usually greasy and never shower. They also always look out for themselves and not others, and make fun of their so called bros.

A:Man, this kid is such a crusty Crustacean!
B:Why is that?
C:Because he always makes fun of me, and never takes a shower.

by Jay-Lo Wizzle April 30, 2012

Crustaceous

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

crusticles

when someone has overly crusty lips and refuses to believe in the magical powers of chap stick.

jesus adam when do you plan on doing something about your crusticles?

by run-escaper May 7, 2010