The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.
by Spooney February 24, 2011
An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
by stinkyfinger November 04, 2013
Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
by CreamCruncher69 June 26, 2020
by Jordan Newsom May 04, 2016
Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?
Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -
It,s happened since The Vile Crunch
hit town ! .
Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -
It,s happened since The Vile Crunch
hit town ! .
by E - FUMBLER October 28, 2008
by thetrots December 12, 2003
When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.
Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!
by Cornfed_88 December 11, 2008