Crumplebutt

A lazy Slackamoose; also an amazing alcoholic beverage.

Mix Pineapple juice, White Cranberry/Strawberry juice, 151 rum, Lemon lime soda, Blue Caracao liquer and everclear.

Dude, she's so lazy...

Yeah, what a crumplebutt

-or-

Man, did you taste that drink?

Yeah, man, that Crumplebutt knocked me on my ass!

by JamesMongold January 16, 2011

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

crumpestated

Adj. > An unpleasing taste or smell.

This steak was very CRUMPESTATED

disgusting rancid bad rotted

by Crumpestated cow September 8, 2016

crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days

Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass

by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017

crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.

crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test

by MJPII November 19, 2017

crumbleshoe

When you don’t know what to say in a conversation, the crumbleshoe is what you bring up.

Have you guys heard the news about the crumbleshoe?

by Willybeast100 December 24, 2017

Crumplered

Having your coworker find any little reason to leave work early, leaving the crew in a bind

His wife called and said she couldn't find the cat so we got crumplered again!

by FCCCTX April 22, 2019