Cronchy

A crusty/crunchy boy who doesn’t shower and wears the same hoodie every day. Or something bad or ugly.

Omg look jeremy is looking cronchy again. Guys does my outfit look cronchy today?

by giannasee November 7, 2021

Crotchy

A character from the game Postal 2, depicted as costume of literal cock and balls.

"You think you can take Crotchy down?"

by Mr Mewtwo April 2, 2022

cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 26, 2023

Cornelius Crouch

Dance made world famous by the fabulous Sal H. consisting of monkey like movements. Dance is performed best while bowling.

Planet of Apes, Dr. Cornelius is the inspiration of the Cornelius Crouch...

by sonic711 October 9, 2008

doing the crouch

used when someone is spotted dancing in a sharp and edgy manner on dancefloor, or when a need for celebration dance - think peter crouch (england footballer)

1. OMG, that guy over there is so doing the crouch!!

2. woo i passed my exams, come on everyone do the crouch!

by loustar August 12, 2006

Third world crouch

A common stance used by patrons of public restrooms where there are no toilets found, but only holes in the ground. Typically found in most Asian and African countries.

How did you enjoy your trip to China?

Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.

by ohhman327 March 11, 2011

Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouch

Something you'll definitely don't want to see on a wall while walking down a road on a late night.

A: Hey, why is there "Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouch" on that wall over there?
B: Oh god no-

by i need a ritual August 27, 2021