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Croissant Bomb

When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.
"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"
by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021
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Croissant

What you look like with bad posture

Something that is bent
You look like a damn croissant, oui oui oui huh huh huh
by AxelaG January 2, 2022
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Croissant

It means queer, because I misspelled croissant as queer once. So it means queer now.
'yo are u a croissant?'
'HELL YEAH im a croissant!'
by babykittens October 1, 2022
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Croissantervention

An intervention you hold when someone you know is far too obsessed with croissants.
"Alina was obsessed with croissants so much she sent daily croissant memes to Ryan, couldn't stop talking about croissants, and insisted on eating a croissant every weekend breakfast. So, Ryan held a croissantervention"
by morelemons March 8, 2023
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Croissant Sur La Tête

French for ' Croissant on head '

actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head
Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!
by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023
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croissant emoji

a croissant emoji is a way of continuing a conversation without knowing how to
Person 1: Hey
Person 2:Hey
Person 1: My grandma broke her back
Person 2: :croissant emoji:
by Yaba Daba Doo! September 7, 2023
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Croissant

When you are performing a skill, typically cheerleading skill but you are too soft and don't fully commit to skill.

When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.
*Skill fails due to lack of commitment:

Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.

Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.
by Jj-palang September 14, 2023
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