Crafty

Can't Remember a Fucking thing Yesterday

When u get so wasted that the next day u can't remember anything, the next day u are crafty

by DuncanC January 8, 2011

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Chofty

Chofty: when a guys cock is in-between hard and soft

Dude!! You see Daniels mom!! Her ass is so nice!! she bent over right in front of me and I got a instant chofty!!!

by Mikodean May 30, 2016

crafty girl

a girl who is quick witted, very funny, usually from the south. She draws people in with her accent. Loved by all.

Hey, what do you think of that lady in Parenting one chat ???

Oh I think she's a real Miss Crafty Girl!

by Lamop February 16, 2005

Anglina Croft

Her name is actually Angelina Jolie.

by Bitchin Kitchen July 26, 2003

Crofting

To play Tomb Raider.
To croft.

I spent all day crofting, I'm a bit tired.

by HarriTombRaider July 9, 2009

croft cock

Lara Croft's transgenderal dick.

Man, Tomb Raider is so fun..... Well, unless Lara pulls out a meaty croft cock on ya!

by MofoAuzzie May 4, 2015