Critigation

Word standing for 'critical mitigation' Coined and made famous by the guild 'Aftershock' on the EverQuest 2 server Crushbone

My critical mitigation is 10%
My critigation is 10%

by Neiloch March 14, 2009

Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.

Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.

by Ponyface March 15, 2009

critivise

To supervise critically, or with much critisism.

My employees are dolts, if I didn't critivise them they would never learn or do anything right

by mur7 January 22, 2010

criticulous

When something critically said is just ridiculous

-Finally, the Colts released Bob Sanders. He was terrible.

--He was a Defensive POY and helped the Colts win Super Bowl XLI...

-Yeah, but he is always hurt. He's just not good.

--That's criticulous. You are ignoring facts.

by mommytyres March 5, 2011

criticrowd

noun. A combination of the words "critic" and "crowd." Refers to a group of critics, especially when such group is formed through social media and when its cumulative criticisms form an overall assessment.

- The Rotten Tomatoes criticrowd gave Donnie Darko a Tomatometer rating of 85% and an Audience rating of 77%.

by atomessence September 12, 2011

Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

by MisterCell. April 14, 2013

Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.

"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."

by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015