Credit Score

A number comprised of three digits, determined by a number of imaginary factors known in their entirety by only the corporation that made up the formula, that rules your life and everything in it.

After his identity was stolen, Danny's credit score tanked. He couldn't find an apartment anywhere, couldn't get a loan for a car, and was fired from his job of four years because they felt he was a financial risk to have around. Three little numbers ruined his life.

by Leeroy Jenkems September 18, 2017

Credit Union Hair

The haircut worn Canadian small town bank-tellers across that fine nation.

Just heading down to the stylist for fix my Credit Union Hair! Need to fit in!

by Bigmykale June 20, 2018

arkansas credit card

a piece of rubber tubing and a gas jug, used with the intent of stealing gas.

I'm gonna fill my tank usung my arkansas credit card

by bignastyky September 22, 2006

Cende

Cende: a word in the Persian language pertaining to a person who is very cocky. In other words it means someone who is a little shit who thinks they know everything.

Jones: Salam ashkan coonet gohy hastish?

Ashkan: cafesho goh. chera ingad cende hasti?

Jones: man cende hastam? Doolet cuchiket koskesh.

Ashkan: arhee... Cendeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by lilDOOL December 1, 2010

e-cred

A measure of one's success at pretending to be cool online.

Synonym: e-penis

I totally won e-cred by telling the n00b to stfu while we were arguing about the latest Star Wars movie.

by tentaclepr0n July 20, 2005

credit score

a common term in the American culture.Can buy you a lot of stuff if you have a good one and can make your life miserable if you dont have a good one!

Yo ,that guy has a Cadillac Escalade.He has a good credit score!

or

That man is poor.He is driving a 94 Jeep.He doesnt have a good credit score!

by TyroneUSA May 12, 2008

sidewalk cred

What you get when you try really hard to look or sound cool, but it doesn't quite work. You're trying to get street cred, but you're unsuccessful and wind up with only sidewalk cred.

Martha Stewart quoted Jayzee on her show yesterday, earning some sidewalk cred.

by BigMacUSNA91 January 22, 2008