Creative Distancing

During the COVID-19 pandemic, ways to see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing or sitting 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. It is different from rationalized distancing because the people doing it think they are clever and beating the system. They don’t need to explain themselves. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules

Those 10 kids who met in the parking lot and practiced creative distancing by staying in their cars all have COVID and gave it to their entire families.

by Macblue April 23, 2020

Creative Nighter

A person that is more creative at night.

Mackenzie: Oh, Fred, what if I paint a painting of a castle and knights with an amazing beautiful gradient as the background sky and... Oh! No, what if I made a sculpture of a grand horse and gave it to my mom for her birthday... Or, or, or what if I make a-
Fred: OMG MACKENZIE IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU A CREATIVE NIGHTER? LET. ME. SLEEP.
Mackenzie: :'(

by DeKnees May 18, 2020

Creative sex

Sexual intercourse between two creatives for sexual pleasure or reproduction.

“Omg I enjoy creative sex because they are the best”

“Creative sex are the best because no one gets to hear about it”

“Me nd Annabelle both create so we had the best creative sex”

by WILLINKS March 12, 2023

Creative Constipation

When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.

See: Creative Block.

I think I am slowly solving my own Creative Constipation.

by PlanesAreNotReal August 1, 2023

young creative

A bohemian-like young artist, writer, or designer.

"The newcomers, called the "young creatives" by local economists, have helped give Portland the reputation over the past two decades for being one of the hippest cities in the country. They have been lured by the city's brew pubs, bicycle and mass transit culture, access to mountains and seacoast, and a tolerant, off-center way of life. Now, they are trying to hang on while hanging out." -MSNBC, "Portland's 'young creatives' tough it out

by SarumanTheChef September 12, 2009

Creatittyvity

You cannot spell creatittyvity without titty

Creatittyvity

by Psycoboi December 5, 2021

Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.

Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!

by Woocon June 2, 2022