crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017

Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

Crayondwriting

When an adult’s handwriting is so bad it looks like they used crayons to write with

Kim’s note was crap. Her crayondwriting was illegible.

by Tippen May 7, 2018

Crandon

A place we country people live hunt, fish, and do whatever they want. Even thought they seem like hicks they aren’t some are but some aren’t

Omg I love living in crandon!❤️

by Never again July 30, 2018

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo had a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022

Caydon smith

Caydon is the definition of godliness and cleanliness he smells like beautiful flowers and has a round booty.

He has black hair and brown eyes and he can make you hard or wet instantaneously.

oh my gosh. He is so hot who is that?
Oh that’s caydon smith.
I’m wet from joy.

by I love caydon… July 18, 2022

Purple Crayon uniform

Black dudes club gear highlighted by a dress shirt with tennis shoes.

Javon was rocking his {Purple Crayon uniform}: 7 Diamonds shirt, Trues, and Pumas.

by barrysantoro May 15, 2011