Cramer

Badass!

Man, This weekend is gonna be CRAMER !
Like for real yo!

by MizzleC February 6, 2009

Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."

I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.

by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005

crankerwide

a mobile home that is used to manufacture meth

Man, people come out of that crankerwide all day and night!

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.

The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011

Pissed Craterson

The art of being so drunk that you get chucked out of the same club every single time you go, followed by pushing local residents bins over on the way home.

Shaznay, warning Heather: "don't get too batterama that you turn Pissed Craterson, I'm not staying with you if you're going to be banging your fists against the floor crying because the bouncers kicked you out."

by Thomizzle June 22, 2009

Crane Operator

A modified form of the classic "missionary" position, in where you firmly grasp your partners ankles and shift her legs back and forth; much like the levers of a crane.

*To announce this 'move', prior to it's execution, is great fun!

Alright baby, you ready? I call this one, the "Crane Operator"!

by crazzymann December 22, 2010

croner

The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.

"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."

by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005