21 definitions by Hank Mcdizzleson

Mad tv

The show that will be playing on a non-stop loop for eternity when you get to Hell.

Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"

by Hank Mcdizzleson January 18, 2009

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Magnet

A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.

"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope

by Hank Mcdizzleson September 10, 2010

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My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank Mcdizzleson May 21, 2010

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nucular

An idiotic way to pronounce the word "nuclear". Whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying "nucular"

Guy 1: The way the world is right now, we're probably headed toward nucular war"

Guy 2: (after karate chopping Guy 1 in the face) "What the hell is a "nucular war"? I am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 03, 2008

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sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 04, 2008

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sequal

How an idiot spells the word "sequel".

Jeff spelled the word "sequel" "sequal", so I hit him in the face until he apologized.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 03, 2008

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pieclops

An avid pie eater

"Wow, that sea hag sure is a pieclops"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 10, 2008

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