21 definitions by Hank Mcdizzleson

sequal

How an idiot spells the word "sequel".

Jeff spelled the word "sequel" "sequal", so I hit him in the face until he apologized.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 3, 2008

Drizzle

Something Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.

Guy 1: Why you got thatumbrella?

Snoop: Fo Drizzle!!!!

by Hank Mcdizzleson August 6, 2008

lieclops

Someone who is a compulsive liar.

"Don't listen to anything Stephanie says- SHE'S A FUCKING LIECLOPS"!!!

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 5, 2008

looser

Idiotic way of spelling "loser". Most often used by teens and adults with no more than a 2nd grade grammar level.

Guy 1: OMG! Todd is such a looser!

Guy 2: I told myself I was going to do this do the next person I saw spelling the word "loser" like that; so now I am going to set your house on fire. You brought this upon yourself.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 3, 2008

Magnet

A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.

"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope

by Hank Mcdizzleson September 11, 2010

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank Mcdizzleson May 21, 2010

Call of Booty

Obligatorily having to take a break from CoD to satisfy your woman.

"Sorry fellas; the wench needs some schlong. It's the Call of Booty-gotta go"

by Hank Mcdizzleson May 21, 2010