Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

caltech

The best school in the country for the maths and sciences. Located in Pasadena, CA, it is better than MIT in nearly everything...even the weather.

MIT's been up to their labcoats in snow, but it's been sunny for the past hundred years here at Caltech.

by sciencenerd95 June 29, 2005

Crale

Crale - (Noun/Verb/Adj.) Multipurpose, universal word invented by Chuck Norris; Filler.

"d00d, that's so f***ing crale!"

"Don't make me crale you in the face."

"What the crale is going on!?"

"that's a nice crale you got 'ere."

by veilx February 15, 2010

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

caltech

A university that rocks infinitely harder than MIT.

Caltech=California Institute of Technology

by yay caltech April 2, 2005

crater

To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.

Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.

by mustangman626 October 29, 2014

crater vag

a woman who is bitchy and annoying

my ex girlfriend is a damn crater vag

by fuckmebeautiful December 14, 2008