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Booze Coupon

I lost my job, someone stole my bike, and I've got a load of homework. I could sure use some booze coupons so that I can grab a 6-pack and take the edge off.
by willowoman November 27, 2010
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couponism

An act of Excessive and addictive use of coupons. It can also be an obsessive use of coupons
|Too much use of coupons is called couponism. aN OB
by Mr Mina April 15, 2015
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printable coupons

A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.
Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Coupon Nazi

An employee in a service sector job, usually low-ranking, who tries to find any excuse not to accept coupons.
I tried to use a coupon, but the Coupon Nazi at the register read me the riot act.
by RoundenBrown December 13, 2019
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Amazon Coupons

Amazon Offers, Amazon Coupon codes, Amazon Sale, Amazon Sale 2018
You can get Amazon coupons and Amazon sale offer at GetAmazonCoupons
by Get Amazon Coupons May 27, 2018
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Wet coupon

It’s the action of taking a CVS receipt wrap it around the male member and dip in K.Y Jelly, and then you proceed to take you’re partner to fuck town!
Dude, I totally gave Mary-Ann a wet coupon last night!

Man, I heard that’s the best sex position!
by CVSstoremanager January 16, 2020
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