cocanal

Useing a penis to insert cocaine into the anal passages.

Elliotl and Will love to perform Cocanal

by peedoman July 2, 2014

Couch Companion

Someone of the opposite sex, male or female, often an intimate friend, with whom one engages in make-out type activity (often while watching a movie), or even actual sex, but where said activity is limited to the couch and is not reflective of the overall relationship.

Sue: "Mary, is that your boyfriend over there?"
Mary: "Naw, he's just a Couch Companion..."

by Anthrage June 29, 2011

profit-driven company

The least profitable thing in the world run by people who are out of touch with their own emotions and will never probably never understand what life is really for.

You’d be hard-pressed to find anything less profitable than a profit-driven company.

by kabukulator September 15, 2011

present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

by arkanciscan October 6, 2011

Battlefield Bad Company 2

The next generation of the Battlefield serious, rumored to be the final stage before the mysterious Battlefield 3 is announced.

Bad Company 2 features the new Frostbite 2.0 allowing for even more destructible environments, meaning no longer can you take down a full wall by one grenade, only a small hole is opened up.

Bad Company 2 is also the first M rated game in the Battlefield serious, due to the language and blood.

It's also the first Frostbite game that will be available for PC. A beta of it is released on November 19th, but for Playstation 3 only, meaning the forums were flooded with whining Xbox 360 players. The PC beta also comes out sometime in December.

The game is scheduled to be released on March 2nd, 2009.

Battlefield Bad Company 2 is rumored to be able to compete with Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by Da Milkman November 14, 2009

Conan OBrien

Host of a late night talk show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Frequently makes a fool of himself to amuse his audiences, and succeeds.

(P.S.) Conan O'Brien already has a wife, fyi.

My favorite character on Conan is "The biggest hipocryte of all, the Gay Bible."

by Shadow June 16, 2004

record company puppet

noun: A singer who is simply a pretty face(s) to sell records for big music company. All songs are written and performed by session bands while they simply sing over the top.

The plural refers to bands rather than solo singers.

"Busted rock!"
"You're fucking joking right? They're total record company puppets."

"50 Cent is blingin' innit!"
"Come on... You can see strings in his photos."

by Easty December 27, 2004