Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame
Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.
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this refers to a female, typically a large butchy athletic type, who enjoys using chewing tobacco in, or around, her vagina (cooter). The method of administiring the chewing tobacco is usually chew "pouches", though it is not universally the case.
Jennie Finch's vagina was sore and pruned after leaving her cooter dip in too long during her softball game.
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Get the cooperstown mug.A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.
John: Why didn't you show up at class?
Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.
John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.
John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
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He's goodlooking, charming raccoon (according to Carmelita - a red Vixen fox, his enemy love) and pretty much the main playable character along with Bentley (a turtle) and Murray (a pink hippo). Which you could play as too, but many prefer sly cause he has more agility. It is an underated game but deserves more fans. Lets hope it gets more ratings until the new Sly 4 releases from the continued trilogy.*SPOILER* In the ending of the SLY 3: HONOR AMONG THEIVES, Sly gets blasted by a gun to protect Carmelita and suddenly gets amnesia, or so we think, many people argue about how it ended but how it seems is he gives up his thieving career just to be with carmelita who she names him Constable cooper. Bentley proves this by looking around with his binocucom, suddenly spots sly with carmelita. Sly turns his head around and winks, only to leave us in a cliff hanger. We can only find out in Sly 4 when and if we get to use the time machine Bentley claimed to be building to see slys past and to see what happened. Not many seem to like the new Sly 4 look for the developers of the original games SUCKER PUNCH has given SANZURU GAMES a try at it. Which is coming to PS3.
He's goodlooking, charming raccoon (according to Carmelita - a red Vixen fox, his enemy love) and pretty much the main playable character along with Bentley (a turtle) and Murray (a pink hippo). Which you could play as too, but many prefer sly cause he has more agility. It is an underated game but deserves more fans. Lets hope it gets more ratings until the new Sly 4 releases from the continued trilogy.*SPOILER* In the ending of the SLY 3: HONOR AMONG THEIVES, Sly gets blasted by a gun to protect Carmelita and suddenly gets amnesia, or so we think, many people argue about how it ended but how it seems is he gives up his thieving career just to be with carmelita who she names him Constable cooper. Bentley proves this by looking around with his binocucom, suddenly spots sly with carmelita. Sly turns his head around and winks, only to leave us in a cliff hanger. We can only find out in Sly 4 when and if we get to use the time machine Bentley claimed to be building to see slys past and to see what happened. Not many seem to like the new Sly 4 look for the developers of the original games SUCKER PUNCH has given SANZURU GAMES a try at it. Which is coming to PS3.
Typical Youtube whiner- "Looks like shit. If suckerpunch couldve done it, they should. 3/10 for graphics."
Typical Youtube Peacer-"Why the hell are people bitching about the Sly Cooper graphics? I swear I'm sick and tired of people just paying attention to the graphics is that all you people want? Graphics? Go play crysis or something if you want graphics while the real gamers like myself play the game for what it is when it comes out."
Typical Youtube Peacer-"Why the hell are people bitching about the Sly Cooper graphics? I swear I'm sick and tired of people just paying attention to the graphics is that all you people want? Graphics? Go play crysis or something if you want graphics while the real gamers like myself play the game for what it is when it comes out."
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