Continental Creeper

Someone who isn’t a guest at a hotel that just goes for the “free” continental breakfast

I know a girl named Jennifer who goes to hotels in the morning just for the free breakfast, what a continental creeper.

by Doctor Doug August 13, 2019

Facetime Continuum

All of the weird moments, faces, conversations (etc.), that exist only within facetime and are forever lost after said conversation ends.

Awh man! She made the ugliest face but I didn't get to screenshot it! It's lost in the

Facetime Continuum
facetime continuum

by IRHS16 August 19, 2016

Continental Soldier

When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.

You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.

by WeKeepitFresh August 2, 2008

inter-continental ballistic missile

A missile which is used for very long ranged attacks, often between continents; hence, inter-continental. These missiles often carry nuclear material which is used to create large explosions, such as those used by the United States during World War II.

The inter-continental ballistic missile completely devastated the country because of it's extreme heat and radiation.

by Michael Biz May 21, 2008

continuum

A shit-tastic game filled with doucheclowns.

"0mfg i r 2 l33t 4 u c0z i r v3t N u=n00b gg ezpz -nt-"

by Kitty March 25, 2005

The Continental

What Bulgarian and Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov is lovingly referred to as by some Man Utd fans.

That was a great volley by The Continental

by Berbasex October 31, 2009

Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.

"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010