A word used by PC gamers to describe the cost-friendly practice of developers in which a video game is clearly designed to accommodate the limited capabilities of console systems.
Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.
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noun.
1. Third-party agency used to convince ("con") the unsuspecting to part with funds or belongings on behalf of another individual or group of individuals.
noun.
1. Third-party agency used to convince ("con") the unsuspecting to part with funds or belongings on behalf of another individual or group of individuals.
My slumlord uses a third-party conservice to bilk tenants out of extra utility charges, service fees, and payment surcharges! What a bunch of crooks.
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Refers to the mainstream brand of conservatism ran by gatekeepers like Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro. There idea of “conservatism” hardly conserves anything, but instead just follows the trends of the left 5 years
or so behind.
or so behind.
Charlie Kirk: I will gladly engage with any of the most vile abortionists, communists, homosexuals, and trans people in the great free market place of ideas! Just not NAZIS asking me about mass immigration, israel, or my promotion of homosexuality in the culture.
Groyper: Your cringe and apart of Conservative Inc.
Charlie Kirk: SHUT HIM DOWN!
Groyper: Your cringe and apart of Conservative Inc.
Charlie Kirk: SHUT HIM DOWN!
by WarlockVelmer November 19, 2019
Get the conservative inc mug.Consciousism: The philosophy which says that the primary purpose of the existance of any conscious being, whether it be man, beast, machine, robot, or kangaroo, is to enjoy its consciousness for the maximum duration it can, and upon losing its consiousness, or at least physical awareness as it's known to the living or sentient, is to be remembered and thus gain an element of physically unconscious permanence.
Consciousism also states that consciousness and/or sentience is as real as anything that could possibly exist; it is not a mere illusion, since to perceive an illusion requires consiousness.
Consciousism also states that consciousness and/or sentience is as real as anything that could possibly exist; it is not a mere illusion, since to perceive an illusion requires consiousness.
A believer in consciousism has little doubt that they exist and can interact with the world around them, and most likely has a desire to do so in a manner pleasing to them.
by 010101010101010001011101 March 8, 2005
Get the Consciousism mug.A situation presented for the express purpose of discussion intended to highlight flaws in the idea and evolve it while exposing the moral values of the individuals involved.
The parameters of said argument constantly evolve and change with the will of the originator, thus creating an ever fluctuating topic.
The parameters of said argument constantly evolve and change with the will of the originator, thus creating an ever fluctuating topic.
"What would you do if ten naked lesbian vampires came into your room and wanted to rape you?"
"I'd leave."
"No, you can't, the door is locked."
"I'd jump out the window."
"That's sealed shut."
"Die happy."
"I'd leave."
"No, you can't, the door is locked."
"I'd jump out the window."
"That's sealed shut."
"Die happy."
by Dæmonite September 17, 2003
Get the Kirk Construct mug.An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.
Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.
Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.
Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"
by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004
Get the mental constipation mug.Consummate means 'perfect and complete in every respect' or 'having all necessary qualities.' Therefore, consummate V's are perfect and complete V's, having all necessary qualities of a V, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.
STRONGBAD: "I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! {shakes his head} Geez. {walks away muttering} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...."
COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"
COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"
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