Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004

help computer

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.

1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*

by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004

computer

If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.

To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.

by ddt November 21, 2004

apple computer

The first computer company that marketted a preassembled PC. Started by Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs somewhere around 1976. This company grew a cult-like following of users.

Apple computer started the PC revolution.

by K Schade July 6, 2003

Computer Nerd

Somebody who knows more than the speaker about computers, who by implication has no social skills although this bares no relation to the likelihood of the term being used. Not to be confused with players of online role playing games, who are more accurately known as twats, most computer nerds are male and work in a different company department from the speaker.

"I would ask the computer nerds downstairs but they say really complicated things that make me feel stupid," said the stupid person

by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

Exploring Computer Science

ECS is the absolutely most boring class imaginable. It is taught by a woman named Ms Woster who looks like she has come back from the dead, and she literally sucks the life out from you like a dementor. The class causes many of the students to have suicidal thoughts because they want to escape the pain. The class is one of the many required tortuous classes at Ursuline Academy of Death. If a student survives the school, she is most likely able to survive the harsh real world.

Help me, I'm stuck in Exploring Computer Science with the Woster!

by gurlyyy December 2, 2011

computer gangsta

A "person" (usually male) who portrays themself as a gang member, badass, or hardened criminal on internet mediums such as forums, IM, or anywhere else they can post their faggotry. Generally, they are either severely overweight or malnourished caucasian suburbanites who listen to gangsta rap and think it makes them an OG. They almost always make threats of physical violence, which is never backed up and only serves to make themselves feel tough, usually because they got beaten up a lot in school, or because they are just weak ass bitches. Will frequently tell lies about how many fights they've won, claim membership in a legit street gang, or any number of other "computer gangstaisms". If you call them on their bullshit they use their typical "thugged out" cyber-defense, but then log off and cry in the corner repeating "I am a thug...I am a thug..." over and over to reassure themselves that they are in fact gangstas. Disregard any threat they make to you and laugh at their fake machismo, it's the right thing to do.

Computer Gangsta: I'll kill you son, Straight up OG!
Human Being: Shut up bitch, the only thing you've ever killed is a box of cream puffs.

If the Crips saw that scrawny whiteboy wearing a blue flag around his face on the street, he would get his comeuppance in triplicate.

"To keep it real kid you gots to stay humble" - Everlast
Words that every computer gangsta should take to heart.

by Be a fuckin' man, not a little bitch August 22, 2007