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Pre-Columbian

Before coffee
Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."
by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015
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British Columbia

Land of weed and hippies.
There are a lot of pot smoking hippies in British Columbia.
by Pillowpantsjoe September 16, 2011
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Columbian Snooter

A sexual act that involves a woman plugging one nostril and using the other nostril to snort a man’s most intimate juices directly from his penis when he achieves climax. It is most often preceded by oral stimulation but can be preceded by anal (Scented Columbian Snooter) or vaginal (Fishy Colombian Snooter) intercourse.
That girl is such a dirty whore I heard she gave Mike and his roommate Columbian Snooters.

Frank was complaining about his allergies so I told him to quit giving all his fraternity brothers Colombian Snooters.
by Dirty Bulldog July 20, 2008
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columbian jockstrap

Similar to a Columbian Necktie, only a slit is made above the penis, in the pubic area, and the above stated penis is pulled through the hole.
People who talk to much get columbian neckties.. but if you REALLY piss someone off, youre lookin at a columbian jockstrap
by Shortbusguy44 December 26, 2007
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Columba

Columba is the Genus, or Family Name Given to All Types of Pigeon.
There are very many types of pigeon, and the Latin Name of each type begins with Columba.
They are intelligent enough to have the ability to navigate very long
pre-determined-(repeated)-flight-paths.
They mate for life, or until their mate dies, this shows loyalty.
The Huge Populations of Pigeons World-wide shows that they have had the intelligence to evolve and survive;
And Prosper!
Not all birds are as thick as chickens.
Columba Palumba means Wood-Pigeon.
Columba Livia means Rock-Dove:(The Common City Pigeon.)
There are Thirty or Forty Different Kinds of Pigeon, a few of which are now extinct.
by Cyril Squirrel April 12, 2007
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Columbian Martini

Chilled triple shot of espresso with a dusting of cocaine around the rim of the glass.
Columbian Martini before noon, Vodka Martini in the afternoon, and Fartini's all night long ...... Anonymous Source
by Santa Barbara Crew February 28, 2008
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Columbian Cat Sneeze

When a person sprinkles cocaine on a female's vagina which is then queefed into the first person's face as they inhale.
I think he caught herpes when he got that Columbian Cat Sneeze from the stripper.
by schmedly June 22, 2010
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