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Reverse Colonel

The act of placing an empty KFC bucket on your partners head lubing them up with the grease from the bucket and viciously sexing them feom behind like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Then just as you cum screaming “that was finger lickin’ good”
Johnboy hit me with the reverse colonel again last night. I herbed AND spiced
by Cousindaddi July 6, 2022
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polishing the colonel

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.
by Billstar55 February 16, 2014
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poppin' a cold one with the boys

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.
John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.
by Ddock my d May 21, 2017
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Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?
by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022
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Colonel Dubaku

The black man from the TV show 24. He was rudely killed by a white person where he proceeded to have an epileptic seizure of epic proportions. This fool tripped out on acid right before and during the episode was like "Whoahhh!!!!! Who the snap are you?!" even when he was being strangled. His most famous line is "Damn, too many pussies to do!". The actor playing Colonel Dubaku was caught on the set smoking weed, which when approached by fellow actors he stated "You want some...? You can't be cops... you ain't a cop right? damn fuck it heres some bud... oh shit man that hairy ass fool Granleese is gonna get me." He was mainly abused during the show of 24 with all the characters repeatedly making tell "
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".
Damn Colonel Dubaku where the shit is the fucking bud?! I ordered it hours ago! Don't be a fucking granleese.

Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!
by Dr. Ee-L Nar G. January 19, 2010
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colonelphobia

The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.
"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."
by KalKennedy April 8, 2010
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colonel

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.
Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.
by Leokills January 20, 2006
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