Cockward

When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...

Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!

by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016

Cocktape

Any tape or adhesive used to restrict a man's bulge

"Did you bring the cocktape?"Terrence.
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."

by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016

Cockwad

A total wanker who can only be likened to a wad of cum

He is a real cockwad

by Infidel72 August 11, 2016

Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.

I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.

by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017

cockwaggon

A gay prostitution car for kinky shit on the go!

Bro I spotted Mike in a cockwaggon.

by Mexican Master November 13, 2017

Cockwaffle

An English teacher with scruffed pre-pubescent resembling facial hair, giraffe legs, and a need for making students having a bad day feel as though they are even more worthless then they already feel.

Mr. Transcedentalist is a cockwaffle.

by Jesse Boyd November 12, 2018

Cockwallace

The term of being stupid in a verbal retardation

“Felix Hoerner is a cockwallace”

by Cockwallace January 2, 2020