Cockbits

A cereal made of meat. It contains small bits of cock.

I love cockbits

by JordanEpic May 30, 2021

Breached the cockpit

When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.

My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out

by Ryan smack August 1, 2020

cockbiter

A person who stabs you in the back. Like a boss who fires you suddenly after saying they would give you plenty of notice if they had to let you go.

Joh Pierce is a cockbiter.

by John Pierce February 13, 2004

Cocktipus

A sexual creature that can pleasure 8 penises at one given time.

1 in the mouth, 1 in the butt, 1 in the vagina, 1 in each arm pit, 1 in the arches of the feet put together, and 1 firmly grasped in each hand.

Holy fuck look! It's a Cocktipus! I didn't know they existed.

by Rodney777 April 26, 2011

cockpit

A hole, etc cavity filled with dismembered penises.

In my nightmares I saw a most terrible cockpit.

by Pedi August 19, 2004

cockbiter

Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.

Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock

Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah

Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet

(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)

Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone

(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)

Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)

Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!

(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)

by Craig Hurst February 28, 2008

rusty cockpit

a womans vagina that is filled with scabbs and crusty blood

forrests mom has a rusty cockpit

by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2008