cockmaster

the art of mastering the cock

john is a big raging cockmaster, he loves biting the D!

by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

cockmaster

Noun. A huge weiner drawn in any public surface as dusty rear windows, bathrooms or anyone's face while passed out.

"Man, I drew a gigantic cockmaster in Randall's forehead"

by Ademar May 15, 2007

cockmasterbater

a tool used to masterbate

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by steve L. April 21, 2003

cockmeister

see Nellex

People who don't like the matrix are cockmeisters

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 26, 2023

cocktater

1. Refers to the taters that compliment your man-meat. They're essential for a full and balanced diet. Just like steak and potatoes or meat and veggies. Except this deals with genitalia.
2. A derogatory term for any douche bag or cock-juggling-thundercunt. Use excessively and without discretion.

1. Man... your girlfriend really likes sucking on my cocktaters.

Nope, we're all out of tater-tots but I have a pair of cocktaters for you.

2. Stop being such a cocktater.

by Jimmeny April 11, 2008

Cockmaster

A person who owns/operates a website dedicated to the art and skill of cock and penis. Used to describe people who spend lots of time on the computer and or you think are homosexual.

Man, My history teacher is such a Cockmaster. He laughs at his computer and smells his ballcheese all day.

by xboxlivesucks June 21, 2009