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cockamamie

Jane Austin's way to use the word "cock" with impunity
Cockamamie poppycock, I need to marry a rich man!
by N0C0D3 May 14, 2024
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CockHawk

A woman who when on the lookout for potential romantic and/or sexual partners has a sharp and deserning eye. Once she spots her prize she swoops in confidenly. She loves tight jeans. Much akin to traditionally male sexual behaviour she knows what she wants and isn't ashamed to go on the hunt in pursuit of it. She isn't necessarily permiscuous. But is a unique and sometimes unfortunately misunderstood type of bird.
"That girl was flirting with him all night. She seemed to really be admiring his grey sweatpants. What a cockhawk."
by Meowms February 3, 2025
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Cockhawk

Cockhawk, I thought I made this up a few years ago. Then I found it here. There's always some kind of loose ho out to swoop in on my handsome guy. They are usually loud and obnoxious too and they have a call like a bird of prey. The cockhawk call is "CAWK HAWK CAWK HAWK" !
I heard the cockhawk coming before she swooped in and tried to get his cock. I heard "CAWK HAWK CAWK HAWK!" Luckily my guy ducked just in time to be missed by her talons.
by ClaireVoyant13 April 17, 2025
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Lia Cockram

Lia: she is one of the most beautiful and smart girl to have ever be noticed. She is funny, weird ( in a good way) and clumsy. She underrates herself in her many of her talents. People are lucky to have her in their life
Dave: have u seen Lia Cockram
Me: yh she's amazing
by Moreno( illuminacho) May 26, 2017
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Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
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