Cockold

Man with a cheating whore for a wife,

Cockold- Mr savage has a wife that will blow any guy. She is a whore and he is a savage cockhold.

by Drummers gal May 23, 2016

cockholery

Actions that are particularly stupid; those of a person described as a cockhole.

Cease this cockholery at once!

by J'raxis 270145 April 5, 2009

cockulence

anyone displaying extreme arrogance or ignorance
anyone acting like a complete assclown or jackass

that group of guys making idiotic comments to the girls as they walk by are full of cockulence

by mistressd December 4, 2011

Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012

cockolate fondu

The act of dipping your penis into melted chocolate (or cheese) and having someone suck it off.

Oh man I had some delicious cockolate fondu last night, cadbury's from base to bellend.

by arnstar18 August 9, 2015

cockleavage

When a person of the male gender has left his zipper open exposing the top of his cock.

That dude has some serious cockleavage going on.

by Pinkcadillac64 May 24, 2016

Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016