clinton township 

Home of the gayest PIGS in the country. Since CT has one of the lowest crime rates in the country the CTPD has nothing better to do but pull over young kids and search them for drugs. Every cop is looking for the next big drug bust. Cops have even been suspected of planting drugs on kids and demanding sexual favors from girls. Some even have sex with North Hunterdon High School students and spread Genital Herpes around the school. If you can avoid CT then by all means do so.
On a brighter note, its home of some of the best public schools in the country. All Blue Ribbon awarded but it is not the best place to raise children. See: Hunterdon County

If your driving past 10 o'clock in Clinton Township and your under 25 and are with friends prepare to be pulled over, grilled with questions, taken out of the car and searched. Not really sure why you would drive around past 10 since there is nothing to do in that town but whatever...

clinton township by The Man in HC May 8, 2006

Clinton, NJ 

A close to perfect far out suburb of New York City. Has some historical charm including a bridge with waterfall under it and a river running right through it's very lovely downtown. Clinton is the name for both the town and township that surrounds it. Clinton also generally includes neighboring Union, Franklin and Bethlehem townships as well. It's 85% white as Mexicans working in restaurants and landscapers pop out babies at alarming rates and Asians hopefull to be honorary white's continue settling in.

Very nice little town tough and the people are somewhat friendly. I guess it would be ideal if you don't mind having to driving 35 minutes just to get to the mall. It's set amongst rolling hills and has good schools. If you have family coming in from let's say; Wisconsin and you live in New York City, when they start freaking out, take them to Clinton for god's sake.

Family member from Indiana: New York City is so crowded and diverse, I'm starting to hyperventilate.

Family Member from New York City: Hey honey grab the Audi keys, we're going to Clinton, NJ before cousin Amy start's fistulating.

Clinton, NJ by Corpswhore March 28, 2012

Clinton, IA 

A little town that thinks it's a big one. Has the highest murder rate per capita in the country. Located on the Mississippi River. Commonly referred to as the pimple on the nose of Iowa. It is part Ashford University and part ADM. And is the recent home to Flavor Flav's Chicken restaurant (yes the same Flavor Flav from the VH1 show Flavor of Love).

Clinton, IA is definitely not a place to raise your family.

Clinton, IA by FMLthisplacesux April 7, 2011

Clinton Township 

The Worst possible place to be. Cops will try to do anything to get you in trouble. Teenagers always get pulled over for no reason. It has blue ribbon schools but definetly a terrible place be ready to be pulled over and investigated.

Clinton Township sucks

Clinton Township by fdcvxvcxcxvrtgrw January 14, 2008

Clinton's Saxophone 

Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).

I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.

Clinton's Saxophone by GangsterSandwich September 15, 2016

Clinton's Car Wash 

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

Clinton's Car Wash by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017

clinton did nothing

Conservative rallying cry that has little to no basis in history or reality for that matter as stated. If by "nothing" you mean that Bill Clinton never dragged us into the kind of disaster George W. Bush did with his poorly-planned and executed mega-quagmire, then you'd be right on the money. However, if by "nothing" you mean the time his anti-terror legislation (Omnibus Anti-Terrorism Act of 1995) was cock-blocked by the GOP-controlled Congress, when his assertions that Al-Quaeda in general and Osama Bin Laden in particular were serious threats were balked at by many Republicans, when his proposal to create a department dealing primarily with homeland security was rejected, and when his warnings that Islamic extremism was going to be the new threat of our age were ignored, then you've probably been paying more attention than most of America.

Bill Clinton's anti-terror and homeland defense ideas weren't ahead of their time as much as they were shot down due to partisan bullshit from Republicans. And Democrats are supposed to be the obstructionists?

clinton did nothing by Squid Wrangler August 26, 2005