learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.

"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.

by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012

Clarinet Mafia

Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.

Their friend group is in fact a Clarinet Mafia.

by yesohyesohno November 9, 2020

claringbold

The last name of a very special ginger boy

That boy with the last name claringbold is a very special ginger

by Big lezza November 14, 2016

Clamingle

A dating site for people who love clamming and/or clams (or for clams themselves).

I met my hubby on Clamingle, and we love going to the shore together every Sunday.

by Clam Jumper June 26, 2016

clasing

That one guy who likes cars

Clasing’s are simps

by Hawkertuker May 16, 2020

conscience clearing call

a telephone call made prior to engaging in an activity which will way on a persons conscience

Barry met Sue at the convention, but before he asked her back to his hotel room, he made a conscience clearing call to his wife and children to say goodnight, and to tell them he loves and misses them all very much.

by yalebno June 16, 2010

swearing is caring

Its like Sharing is Caring but better

Dude 1: Hey dude you should like give me that man, swearing is caring.
Dude 2: Wtf does that even mean?

by TheChainer August 1, 2016