clarence

To pleasure a girl by rubbing only her clit.

My girlfriend doesn't really like being fingered, shes more into being clarenced.

by J-Wit July 24, 2008

Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

by watchdoggie June 25, 2009

clare siobhan

a gorgeous English youtuber with a sense of fashion who does gaming.

Clare has a boyfriend,Ali A., who is also a youtuber

They have 3 pets. Their dog is named Eevee, and they have 2 cats named Oliver and Darcy.

An overall wonderful, kind, beautiful girl.

Youtube viewer1: OMG I love Clare Siobhan! She is so hot!

Youtube viewer2: I know right. She's really nice too!

Youtube viewer1: Too bad she's dating Ali A.

by claresiobhanfan November 26, 2017

Clarebear

Someone who is always distracting you from getting work done, but in a completely legit, amazing, always positive way.

Damn, I haven't done shit all night cause Clarebear, but no worries, it is worth it, always is.

by Clantry March 26, 2008

clarence thomased

(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.

After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!

by cdrosa August 3, 2006

Claremore

Town where nothing and everything happens, people fade into the background, and children roam the streets. Typically full of traffic because nobody works, and or they don't go to their jobs when they are supposed to. Every train goes through here, it's an awful place to live.

Nathan: "Damn, did you hear that Kylie moved to Claremore?!"

Dustin: "Aw, fuck. She's not going to be a good time at parties anymore."

Nathan: "For real."

by Larryson April 2, 2011

clarendonvale

Well what else can be said,it's a shit hole breeding epi-centre of tasmania(see rokeby)inbreeding,incest,under-age sex,kids on drugs,inhalents(lpg gas,petrol,glue)rape,murder,muggings,car theft,armed rob,undoubtably the biggest shit-hole in the whole state of tasmania.apart from kingston,blackmans bay,hounville,cygnet,campania,lutana,risdonvale,moonah,howrah,warrane,mornington,newtown,goodwood,glenorchy,chigwell,claremont,bridgewater,gagebrook,brighton,midway point,sorell,triabuna and not forgetting the big shit dump of all time hobart.

you fucking low life scum get back to your own shite hole housing dept suburb ours is full,fuck off from northgate go to the mall or eastlands you dole bludging welfare recipiant you call your self an abbo but you got blonde hair and blue eyes .or may be go hug a tree you smelly greenie and have a shower you smell you dirty cunt oris that your mums micky juice on your breath.may be its where you sucked your uncle off after he rooted his daughter your cousin in the ass then dumped a load of cum in her cunt,that is why your breath stinks.
Get back to clarendonvale where you belong ,need a dolla to catch the metro bus.

by alan dawson74 December 19, 2010