clapter

Clapter is a word coined by Amanda Filipacchi in her 1993 novel Nude Men to describe the enthusiastic response to the avant-garde magician Laura who entertains her audience with "tricks" that require no actual magic but do demand an elevated level of sophistication on the part of the viewer in order to be appreciated.

"When Laura takes a Kleenex out of her pocket and wipes her forehead with it, everyone roars with clapter"

by Wankleton March 20, 2008

Eric Clapton

Our Lord and savior.

Eric Clapton is my God

by Richard December 31, 2003

clart

Taken from West Indian patois 'blood clot'. Blad was on the streets for years but a mate in Newport is now refered to as a clart thanks to the GLC.

Alright clart? Are yous safe or what?

by One Step August 7, 2003

clarted

To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.

My boots were clarted in mud.

by Technofrog March 22, 2003

bumble clat

Term used to describe a person of little knowledge and is a nuisance to everyone and thing

Mimie: I just farted
Georgia: You fucking bumble clat

by Geimie December 11, 2007

clamtastic

a way of describing an profoundly enjoyable session of cunnilingus, whether from the giver or the reciever.

him: "man, that was clamtastic..."

her: " fuckin' A, it was..."

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

Clacton

A town in Tendering, has 3 schools, clacton county high, colbayns and bishops park. Has a shit town centre. It is mainly filled with old moaning people and tons of chav's thinking they own the place. it has a coast which is nice.

Clacton is a nice town with a nice beach.

by Person from Clacton May 25, 2009