Directioner

A fan of the british irish boyband one direction.A fandom which 90% consists of overly-obsesses fangirls who go to creepy stalker-ish lengths to know everything about their precious band.9% are normal fangirls who WILL have common sense and not know every thing they've ever heard,seen,and,said.But regardless they love those 5 sexy beasts.1% are guys who admire them and are,surprisingly not homosexual.These people overall have a war with beliebers,wanted fans,and any other fanbase against their own.

You:OMG HARRY JUST FOLLOWED ME.
You're beliber friend:Do i look like i care.
you:i am going to kill you and that girl you worship.
the other: he's a BOY.
you: at least you can tell mine is....
the other:directioners...

by A real directioners January 13, 2013

Directioners

If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.

Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.

See, those Directioners are awesome

by dimpslikeharry October 17, 2011

Creationists

Weak-minded people with an extremely weak (or no) faith. Their real belief in god is so WEAK, that they must rationalise their belief in god by turning their back on science. They also "literally" accept the bible as fact and reference the "book" of Genesis to support creation. However, their arguments fail because they forget which book of Genesis to reference (is it the first book or the second book of creation)? Rather than say, well science and God work together, they have to cling to a false and failed belief in the literal nature of a document corrupted and manipulated for centuries by the hands of man. They argue and fight, but unfortunately forget the motto WJGAFF - would Jesus give a flying fuck?

Teacher - "Fossils are geological records of life on earth spanning billions of years."

Creationists - "Nah, my pastor says the bible is fact, and the earth is 100 hundred years old."

Teacher - "Get out of my class and go be homeschooled with the other retards."

by Relgulious Man April 2, 2010

creationism

One of three possible ideas

1. Old Earth creationism - the belief that the origins of earth are divine in nature, yet do not contradict with any scientific findings.

2. Young Earth creationism - the belief that the word of the Bible, or any similar holy book, is literal and that the world was created in about six thousand years. This belief basically says that any testable data showing that the world is older than six thousand years is wrong. Frequently deals with faith more than science, and when science is invoked, it is typically misused or misinterpreted.

3. intelligent design

1. If one were to suppose that, to God, a day is more than twenty-four hours (which is possible because the sun was not created until the fourth day), then one could say that the Bible does not contradict scientific findings.

2. When a fake plaster cast of a human footprint next to a dinosaur's was used jokingly as a cover for a book by the late Stephen J. Gould, a staunch pro-evolutionist, creationists lauded the use as proof that scientists believe in creationism, and that humans and dinosaurs coexisted, whereas in reality, almost no paleobiologists believe so.

by Ryan Griffin July 21, 2008

Directioner

A Directioner is a person that is not only obsessed, but dedicated to One Direction, which are the five most perfect and beautiful boys in the world. A Directioner doesn't have to be someone who's been there from the start, but someone who will be there for these 5 boys till the end. Someone who won't leave the fandom after 6 months. A Directioner knows and loves absolutely everything about these boys. A Directioner always respects the boys' girlfriends, the changes they make to their bodies and any other faults they have. A Directioner will stand by these boys and defend them no matter what, through thick and thin. A Directioner is the type of person who might not have the best singing voice but will still belt out the boys' songs as loud as they can without a care in the world.

A Directioner will always remember July 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created

Directioner: How many r's? OMG OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reblog this photo of Liam. OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly. *On The Computer Typing* OMG ONE DIRECTION ubygeyifghlghno;dgb

by Julissa.. StyPayHorLikSon August 16, 2012

creationist

A person that believes that a supernatural, omnipotent being created all things in the same vicinity of time (1 week).

Dr. Kent Hovind, Dr. Ken Ham, Dr. Jonathan Sarfati are all well known Creationists.

by Alicia Entze March 24, 2008

creationism

The belief that the Christian God created the Earth and everything in it. There are two stories (chapters one and two of Genesis in the Bible.) Recently, this has been a hot topic for debating whether if it should be taught in schools. Most creationists merge the first half of chapter one, and the second half of chapter two to create what they think should be taught in schools, but really, they should just pick one story and stick with it.

(creationist) Evolution is the work of the devil. Creationism should be taught in schools!
(non-ignorant person) Oh really? Which version?
(creationist) What do you mean which version? The one in the bilbe mother fucking Satanist cock sucking piece of shit.
(non-ignorant perso) Chapters one and two are two TOTALLY different versions.
(creationist) Uhmm... Gay marriage is the devil!
(non-ignorant person) ...

by InjusticeForAll July 23, 2008