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christen clover

Has a huge heart and is in love with a man named Nathan Twist

She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with

She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time

She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out
She stripped off her clothes like a Christen clover and ran into the ocean naked with no fears
by Twistedclover March 7, 2024
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Chryste

Amazonian demi god with raven hair and green gold eyes. All legs that make a mediocre ass of themselves but she So beautiful and so funny. Never a dull moment she's a dirty bird.
That girl is totally a chryste.
by Amazon4718 August 10, 2025
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Crysten

1. An amazing girl who is truly 1 of 1—there’s no copy, no replacement, no second edition.

2. Always right. Not in a condescending way, just very smart, and her answer is probably right. Googling will not be necessary.

3. Eyebrows on fleek, hair always looks great.

4. Real life Snow White. Feeds the deer and raccoons.

5. Equal parts loving mom, stunning beauty, and all-around legend. She’s got a perfect ass, drinks Diet Pepsi like it’s bottled magic, and somehow ties you on the last game of bowling just to remind you she’s competitive.

6. She coined the word “Absolutely”™ before it was cool, prefers her rum with Diet Coke, and vibes out to Michael Jackson like it’s still the ’80s.

7. Her singing voice? Absolutely Angelic. Still owes me home made Mac and cheese.

8. Extremely thoughtful, kind, and treats you like gold. Hopefully, very forgiving, if for some reason your don't treat her like the rare gem she is.

9. She loves all things fall. Scary movies, leaves changing color, haunted houses. I'm sure enjoying them with her is a real treat. If you are taller, you are older. It's the rule.
"Did you see the ass on that creature? Definitely got a Crysten on her, bro."

"Girl, you look good today. Got those eyebrows on Crysten."

"This is a one-of-a-kind piece here, you won't find another one in the entire world. A true Crysten."

"Man, I really messed up. I had a Crysten, and I let her get away."
by Theleavesremindme September 9, 2025
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brendan christenson

a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale
Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b
by rylee christenson September 2, 2011
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The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.
Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.
by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018
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Buffalo Christening

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.
I was watching the Bills game and gave the baby a Buffalo Christening
by Painterpeet November 15, 2020
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Andreas Christensen

An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.
Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"

Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."
by Sxne19iv2 is weird November 23, 2021
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