crunchie

someone whos hair colour isnt blonde yet they act like it is
brown/black on the outside blonde on the inside

Vanessa: heya have you talked to tash
Jessie: no why?
Vanessa: she walked into a tree on sunday
Jessie: ouch..what a crunchie

by Clox June 4, 2007

crunched

To be heavily intoxicated

"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"

by Sir Tali November 19, 2007

muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

by Jake Barney May 16, 2006

churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer

Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

by tom December 4, 2004

stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Cruncheazy

To heat up the end of a wire hanger with a lighter and press it down on your hoe's thigh when she gets out of line.

This method is preferable to smackin' yo hoe or smackin' dat bitch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.

1- "Yo, I caught Destiny suckin off a whole coonacopia fo free so I grabbed my lighter and cruncheazied that hoe so bad on the inside of her leg that she had to keep workin cuz she couldn't close that shit."

2- Crunchy?

1- Naw Nigga, Cruncheazy!

by Cruncheazyathleatics December 14, 2009

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004