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Choerd

Mostly used in conversations when someone is giving you bad vibes. For example when the person you're with is being rude to the waittress. The definition of being a Choerd is when people could not possibly last more than 24 hours with you in one room, they would litterally rather kill themselves. When someone behaves terribly ill mannered or is just a total dick, that peron is a Choerd. You would rather commit suicide then spend more than 24 hours with this person.
Jeez Brad don't be such a fuckin Choerd, no one likes them.
Omg Karen is such a Choerd, she totally got mad at the cashier when she needed to wear a facemask.
You're such a Choerd Harry, i would rather die then put up with your shit much longer.
by LettuceBanana^69 March 8, 2021
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Chaddesden choker

A shagger who consistently pleases with his pork sword!
Your looking happy today barb!
I'm still drying out! I took the Chaddesden choker last night!
by Chard007 February 9, 2018
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Related Words
choner chonera choker Chonker chones Coner chonger cloner coonery chiner

russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck
Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker
by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021
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choneys

undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.
I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight
by you June 27, 2001
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Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005
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clam choder

the sweat off of your chode drips off into another persons mouth.
"She threw up after tasting my clam choder."
by ymousnona October 30, 2007
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midday choker

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.
"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."
by irowboat August 27, 2009
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