First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.
Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.
Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?
Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.
Jeremiah: Tight!
Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.
Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?
Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.
Jeremiah: Tight!
Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.
by KaMaSuTrA xX February 10, 2009
When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on
He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).
I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.
The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.
I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.
The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.
by JayX30 February 28, 2010
noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
by B-Chomp April 17, 2008
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by Muffinmuncher1966 July 15, 2017
A dodgy two-footer.
by sophiemuck October 5, 2022