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chernobyl chili dog 

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.
The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

Swedish Chili Dog 

When a man shits on a woman’s breasts and titty fucks her.
Ronda was begging for a Swedish chili dog so I loaded up on Taco Bell, sprayed some trouser chili on her chest and titty fucked that bitch.

grand chili dog 

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
grand chili dog by Argonak April 15, 2008

Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish

A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.
After work, Tony totally gave Nate the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish at Finns last night.

Southern chili dog 

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.
While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.
Southern chili dog by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016

West Virginia Chili Dog 

The art of defecating between a woman's breast and then titty fucking her..
The West Virginia Chili Dog - I really enjoy it when I perform the West Virginia chilli dog between her large warm breasts..