chess simulator

best game known to man

I LOOOOVE A GAME OF CHESS SIMULATOR

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 31, 2019

Cessa

Pronounced: (se-su) Nickname for a young to middle aged ridiculously good looking female with zero daddy issues that is used to being treated like a princess. Very often throws “Cessa”tantrums and becomes fussy when things don’t go as planned. Known for being very loving and affectionate needing excessive snuggs and love but ready to pout at a moments notice. The juice is worth the squeeze with a true Cessa.

1. Dude, that girl is constant!! She needs my undivided attention at all times and even that’s not enough!!! She’s a freakin Cessa.
2. So you’re upset that you have too many presents to open...stop being such a Cessa!!

by street trash viper December 28, 2020

chessexual

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive

-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?

by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

Elevation Cessation

The letdown experienced after standing in an elevator, doors almost closed, and someone activates the sensor in a last minute attempt to board by pressing the outside button or waving a hand between the doors.

I was in a full elevator and experienced Elevation Cessation when Harold did a mean karate chop between the doors, trying to board.

by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009

chess

A game where if that hot, rich and powerful chick with the crown gets you, you're screwed.

is there a need for an example?

by kewltrunkz December 8, 2004

Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".

Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!

by Patje September 8, 2007

chess

a seemingly simple game to a novice but extremely difficult to master, sometimes impossible. you must have great intuition to master chess. it also has humdreds if not thousands of opening and finishing combnations and middle game tactics. there are also special moves such as castling and en-passent.

it is a common misconception in chess( they made me write chess :@)that when you win you say checkmate, it is actually customary to say "mate".

by satan, hitler aka g.w.bush October 5, 2005